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This 4GB black Smart Mini Pad is transportable and powerful, and it is well-suited to delivering endless entertainment and providing your favorite applications. Edit videos, play intensive computer games, and watch multimedia videos all on the same system thanks to the high-performance ARM CPU found...

This 8GB black tablet is transportable and powerful, and it is well-suited to delivering endless entertainment and providing your favorite applications.  Edit videos, play intensive computer games, and watch multimedia videos all on the same system thanks to the high-performance processor found on this tablet. Also, you can connect to the...

Descriptions: Designed for iPhone 4S / 4. Tailored protective hard plastic cover case conceals a metal bear bottle opener. The metal bottle opener slides out of the case when needed, otherwise stays tucked away. Compact and convenient design, protects your iPhone well on the back and edges. Easy access to all ports and controlls....

***REMOVE PROTECTIVE PLASTIC FROM INNER SCREEN WHEN ASSEMBLING*** Put the words "military grade" in front of just about anything, and people – especially guys – will want to buy it. Military grade Post-It Notes, military grade burritos, military grade tube socks, it's all good ... whatever the product, those two words imply...

NOTE: IF YOU HAVE A VOUCHER FOR A SET OF 4 YOU MUST USE THE LINK BELOW TO REDEEM. THIS PAGE IS FOR 2 x Keyring ONLY http://www.smartass-marketing.co.uk/Set_of_four_Key_Finder_keyrings_+_Light/p1318861_8147778.aspx A set of two whistle-activated Key Finder keyrings Includes two devices Perfectly designed for keys, wallets,...

A beautifully crafted 925 Sterling Silver necklace with 5 hearts. Size: 18 Inch (adjustable) Chain Thickness: 2-3mm Pendant diameter: 12mm

Give that special person one half of this keyring as a token of love or friendship.  The chrome metallic finish gives this gift a really contemporary feel.  Each half has its own chain and a sturdy clip to attach to your keys.  You could even have this gift engraved for that truly personal touch. Perfect Valentines gift ...

As the weather gets colder, the layers pile on. Including gloves to keep our hands warm – but here lies a problem if you’re used to carrying and using touch screen technology outdoors. Ever since the Apple iPhone appeared, smartphones and tablets are now using capacitive touch screens for finger tip control. The Problem is, these screens...

Got a scratch on your car, motorbike, caravan or boat?  Want a cheap, quick and easy scratch repair solution?  Introducing the Universal Scratch Repair Pen - guaranteed to deliver instant results no matter the size of the scratch, the type of the car or how deep the scratch runs. We have all scratched cars in our time (or we will do at...

This is the ultimate conversation piece, people will constantly ask how you tell the time, you explain the simple 'rule' and they can't help but work out examples for you to test them with. You will love this watch and you're not a true geek without one it will make you feel like an extra in the Matrix. First press of the button displays the hours...

Often a watch just doesn't go with certain styles of clothes and other jewellery, they just look out of place but this one covers both ends of the "which watch" spectrum that others don't. This watch is just the ticket and looks great with casual clothes but is still elegant enough to look good with a nice evening strappy look outfit. It...

Time after time I've wondered what time it is, and so many times I've needed a watch to tell the time on.... Time to get a new watch.... Type: Quartz Case Material: Stainless Steel Case Diameter: 4cm Case Thickness: 1cm Band Material: alloy Band Width: 2cm Band Length:24cm(including the dial) Water Resistant: Yes (30M)  

This disposable electronic cigarette from Smartass is one of the world’s finest electronic disposable cigarettes.  It is a single-piece unit, and comes ready to use, straight out of its packaging. It contains 1.6% nicotine strength so is comparable with a medium strength cigarette Equivalent of 40 - 50 cigarettes Smoke Indoors...

2 x iPhone clear case. Laser-cut for an exacting fit, our Clear iPhone 5 case is an attractive option for secreting your new iPhone 5 from harm. The iPhone 5 case is very striking, with a unique clear body that allows you to retain the visual appearance of your iPhone 5 without compromising on protection. The iPhone 5 case is also easy to equip:...

**IF YOU HAVE A DAILY DEAL OFFER FOR 2 PAIRS DO NOT CHECKOUT WITH THIS ITEM, USE THE LINK BELOW ** http://www.smartass-marketing.co.uk/Happy_Feet_Foot_Alignment_Socks_As_Seen_On_TV__2_Pair/p1318861_7222839.aspx Do you suffer from Tired Feet, Pain in the Ball of the Feet, Heel Pain, Hammertoes, Bunions or Foot and Tow Cramps?  Feet...

***USE THIS CHECKOUT IF YOU HAVE A VOUCHER FOR 2 PAIR*** ***ONLY ADD ONE ITEM TO BASKET (1 ITEM = 2 PAIR)*** Do you suffer from Tired Feet, Pain in the Ball of the Feet, Heel Pain, Hammertoes, Bunions or Foot and Tow Cramps?  Feet take an amazing pounding! According to The Podiatric Medical Association most of us by the age of 50...

Put the words "military grade" in front of just about anything, and people – especially guys – will want to buy it. Military grade Post-It Notes, military grade burritos, military grade tube socks, it's all good ... whatever the product, those two words imply that it has been designed to put up with more crap and abuse than its...

This watch will not only start your child on the path to adult-hood but will turn them into a super hero (in their mind anyway - we've all been there) Looking for that amazing gift for your nephew, niece, daughter, son, and god-daughter? This is the ideal gift for all spiderman fans! Be prepared to watch their little faces swell with pride and happiness!...

Heavy duty iPhone 5 case.

Home or away, you'll have all the time in the world with this dual time zone watch. London, Paris, New York, London or even Bognor Regis....

Clear out your drawer packed with cables and power up your iPhone, Android devices, Kindle and MP3 player with just one single charger. Grab the multi-purpose Uni-Cable and keep all your devices alive wherever you go.    Pocket-sized and lightweight, the innovative Uni-Cable is the only charger you’ll ever need. Incredibly easy...

A set of four whistle-activated Key Finder keyrings Includes four devices Perfectly designed for keys, wallets, identity cards etc A great gift for the person who has everything! BATTERIES INCLUDED* *Batteries are included for demonstration purposes only and are a consumable which will need replacement before use Batteries...

This key fob impressively houses a fully functional iPhone/iPod charger and sync cable. It’s the ultimate keychain dongle for any iDevice user. The small black plastic keychain transforms into a regular USB 2.0 charging/sync cable; 30 pin dock connector on one side and USB on the other.  Its size makes it relatively small for a keychain....

NOTE: Please Specify Colour Options During Checkout In the Confirmation Tab  It’s convenience in a case. The first to combine your wallet with a protective case, the ID Credit Card iPhone case simplifies your back pocket belongings.  Featuring a slim slot for bare necessities—ID, credit card, key card, business cards—...